If Hollywood Ever Makes a Sequel to Christine...

"LSXforYourSuperCar" (LSXforYourSuperCar) 02/02/2016 at 19:54 • Filed to: None

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...they must call it “Christine 2, Repossessed”

I hereby relinquish any rights to this title. Since this title is so perfect, I only want to see it happen.

Brickman > LSXforYourSuperCar 02/02/2016 at 20:08

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Christine Strikes Back

Return of the Christine

Attack of Christine

The Christine Menace

Revenge of Christine

The Christine Awakens

A New Christine

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Brickman 02/02/2016 at 20:13

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Had it been “Attack on Christine”, I will rage.

ranwhenparked > LSXforYourSuperCar 02/02/2016 at 20:14

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Considering that filming the first one required the destruction of 24 1957 and 1958 Plymouths, this is one sequel or remake that I really hope never happens.

Unless, of course, Christine’s soul somehow gets transferred into a Breeze. That would be a project I could get behind.

LSXforYourSuperCar > ranwhenparked 02/02/2016 at 20:43

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Get it? Repossessed. A person can be possessed by an evil spirit but nowadays only cars get, Repossessed!

ranwhenparked > LSXforYourSuperCar 02/02/2016 at 20:45

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Oh yes, the taglines write themselves.

LSXforYourSuperCar > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 02/02/2016 at 23:13

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Benghaizie!